SHARING FUNNY JOKE!!!!

[Thomas]

that could be better new chair for Daniel: http://i00.i.aliimg.com/photo/v0/421475 ... _chair.jpg

Perfect
And ill get Daniel the Spongebob costume to wear when he uses it

[havocec]

I heard this at a party tonight. Do you wash your jeans in Windex?
No, I replied why?
Because I can see myself in them.
Seriously? In the ladies room? *LOL* I'm almost 50, I sent him for a time out.

[maha]

For daddy, Inulka, Adriana i just sought you don't understand cuz in Ukraine (R, B) when smb is drunk it calles BLUE, I know in english it calls "drunk like a fish", i guess, but it's great that you understand me correct! And thanks for supporting me!!!!!!

[Invitado]

....because blue colour is cyanosis ( because of the shock, with high levels of alcohol in blood ) ...... and it`s pretty much the same..... for everyone ..

btw , I liked the joke !!

[Thomas]

For daddy, Inulka, Adriana i just sought you don't understand cuz in Ukraine (R, B) when smb is drunk it calles BLUE, I know in english it calls "drunk like a fish", i guess, but it's great that you understand me correct! And thanks for supporting me!!!!!!

It was well understood Maha ...
I just wasn't happy with Daniels plan to seperate ppl because it was just for Russians to understand
This is an international forum and all jokes are welcomed
I dont believe in the seperation of church, state, and humor

[Thomas]

I heard this at a party tonight. Do you wash your jeans in Windex?
No, I replied why?
Because I can see myself in them.
Seriously? In the ladies room? *LOL* I'm almost 50, I sent him for a time out.

Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide ?

Because its to damn cold out tide

[Daniel Gartsman]

I just wasn't happy with Daniels plan to seperate ppl because it was just for Russians to understand

You definitely didn't get it right. There's no place for discrimination, and i didn't want to separate PPL, what are you talking about? Of course, no! I meant, there's no need to mention a separation from the beginning of the joke... or, otherwise, put it into other one topic initially

[Inulka]

Wikipedia: I know everything!
Google: I have everything!
Facebook: I know everyone!
Internet: Without me you're all nothing!

Electricity: Keep talking ***...

[Invitado]

Love it !!

[Thomas]

3 Blondes finished putting a puzzle they had purchased together so they decided to go out and celebrate.
They went to a local bar to drink and all night long they hollered
61 days .. 61 days ... 61 days ..
After having to hear them holler this all night long the bartender finally asked them ,,
( Ladys why do you keep hollering 61 days ? )
and they replied ... because we put a puzzle together in only 61 days ..
and the bartender said ( so whats the big deal about doing that )
and the blondes replied .. Because the box the puzzle came in said 3-6 years.

[Inulka]

:lol:

[Nadin]

A girl is making a wish:
" I want a thick pocket and a thin waist... God... please don't mix up!"

[Daniel Gartsman]

Alcohol is not an ideal solution of all the problems...

exactly as a milk

[Thomas]

Alcohol is not an ideal solution of all the problems...

exactly as a milk

NOT !

[Daniel Gartsman]

Dionysius has created wine, Mendeleev - vodka...


Who is hardest? God or russian?

[Daniel Gartsman]

Britain scientists had made a research among 5000 britain scientists before they finally found out that 95 % of them are chinese

[Thomas]

The differance between a weight lost class and a chinese phone book

You'll find more chins at the weight lost class then a chinese phone book

[Daniel Gartsman]

Woman stands in front of the mirror and makes up. Then, suddenly she turns to her husband...

Wife: "Honey, mm... seems.. i look ugly... God, just.... awful....
Make some compliment to me.......

Husband: "Heeeey, dear, don't worry. You have a good vision"

[Thomas]

Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly.
One student said to his friend, "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that."
The other student says, "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks slowly and his legs are apart, just as we learned in class."
Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached him and one of the students said to him, "We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?"
The old man said, "I'll tell you, but first you tell me what you two fine medical students think."
The first student said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome."
The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."
The other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."
The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."
So they asked him, "Well, old timer, what do you have?"
The old man said, "I thought it was GAS - but I was wrong, too!"

[DeepAndDark]

Why do silly jokes involving... um... faeces... make us laugh? And they are most funny for children.