Scorpions

by **yayas** » November 7th, 2003, 11:44 pm

I was sitting around eating my Grapenuts, wondering...hhhmmmmmmmm... what is the most deserving of names for you? Of course I went through all your stereotypical blabber but none really fit.

All of a sudden, the maid appeared in front of my very eyes and said...evil bit*chie...I was like "wwhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?????" How did she just appear in front of my very eyes? I have no clue to this very day. I figured she would still be mowing someone's front yard. Those two words "evil bit*chie" rang through my head, and I thought...."that's just not right, you're more of a chuckler" Or are you???? You see, I feel the sarcasm dripping from your mouth everytime you speak. Is that just me being overly sensitive to the new day? Maybe, but then again, maybe not. None the less, I feel this strong urge to pull you in and say "Hey Chuckles, how's your day?"

Which leads me to this very topic, I believe it's a necessity to show everyone on this site that a new name has been born upon this earth for one, and only one person deserving....meet CHUCKLES!!!!!!!!!

For those who do not understand this, I implore you, no questions for they are useless in the world of names. Who you ask? It's my honor to keep that to those who know

Just me, your favorite neighborhood grocery man,

yaya's

by **Aslan** » February 3rd, 2004, 4:26 pm

While eating my plain Yogurt with wheat germ
and honey I thought I never did thank Yaya for
such a nice...... post about ME.....
but I still like evil b*tchie....
KB/MJ

by **Stormchaser** » February 4th, 2004, 5:55 pm

Yayas: Just me, your favorite neighborhood grocery man,
I never knew that bald-headed 70 year old arthritic grump was you! Fire the butcher!

by **VirginKiller** » February 4th, 2004, 8:34 pm

I agree on evil but ....she's my mom:(

by **gohesse** » February 4th, 2004, 11:40 pm

lol, VirginKiller...what would that make you, then?

by **Aslan** » February 5th, 2004, 2:51 am

A pain in the a**.....HA
Now go do your homework and work on the
forbidden tree..........
KB/MJ

by **onecrazysquaw** » February 5th, 2004, 3:04 am

CHUCKLES FITS YA..but as we all know B!TCH is MY name! You see, I adopoted it when I was in the chatroom, it was given to me,by many many of my fans..LOL umm like CHANTEL,TALKASH!TTY..Leathergurl and many many others...
THE NAME HAS BEEN TAKEN and for jimney Crickets plz smile when you call me that!
Just clearin it up...
OCS
Paula
all just a joke!

by **Silver** » February 5th, 2004, 2:56 pm

Originally posted by onecrazysquaw
[b][red]You see, I adopoted it when I was in the chatroom, it was given to me, by many of my fans.. LOL umm like CHANTEL, all just a joke!

I meant to tell you Paula, that Chantel came to my howler in December.
She asked us about you but didn't say anything bad. Her and Brutus live in Edmonton. I miss Brutus, he is a good guy but she dominates his life I think. Hell hath no fury huh??

by **VirginKiller** » February 5th, 2004, 6:11 pm

do you think that saturday will be a good day to turn on the tree?:D

by **giggs11** » February 6th, 2004, 4:54 pm

heheheh now thats a mind bogling topic yayas well done !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
muahahahahahahahahhhhhhhhh
giggs11-

by **Aslan** » March 24th, 2004, 8:43 pm

Ha I have now posted 3 times in this topic
Yaya.....so before you get your scoobie doo
drawers in a knot.....read before you speak.....

KB/MJ

by **Aslan** » March 24th, 2004, 8:49 pm

And now eating crow......and begging
for forgiveness from the "Old" but wise yaya....

KB/MJ

by **yayas** » March 24th, 2004, 8:55 pm

you must eat a lot of protein, always eating crow and all....

speaking of drawers, I am thinking I may have to send you a black Scorps thong just so I can come over and give you that atomic wedgy that I've wanted to give you for so long.

Yes, 83 is OLD, but you shouldn't make fun of the elderly, that's just plain MEAN. You mean mean mean mean mean woman...you're making this old man cry. That's cruel and unusual punishment.

by **Aslan** » March 24th, 2004, 9:07 pm

Nothing says you love a person more then
offering to give them an atomic wedgy with a
black thong.....but from an 83 year old man.....
EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.....Yucky.......Icky....

Protein.....not touching that one with a ten
foot pole.....

83.....I thought you were 96......

KB/MJ

by **yayas** » March 24th, 2004, 9:17 pm

96?? now that one hurts

Giving me the last word???? Wow, coming from a woman, that's some huge commitment (keeping her mouth closed when she's being made fun of) so this post will be a good one.

You stink
You stink
You stink
You stink

I know, I know, how childish for a 96 year old man, but I've gotta stay young somehow!! Youth is king and I'm Sir Yaya's!!!

......and speaking of my ten foot pole .........lol

by **onecrazysquaw** » March 24th, 2004, 9:28 pm

I agree on evil but ....she's my mom:(
lol, VirginKiller...what would that make you, then?
hmm lets see THE SPAWN OF SATAN?
LMAO
kidding...OK B*TCH SISTER YOU ARE THEN!I can share the title..
SILVER she asked huh? wow I am surprised she didnt throw firey darts!..Hey maybe shes satan in disquise!

HI TO BRUTUS!..I thought they were both married? and not to each other?

Paula

This one's for you Chuckles

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