I was sitting around eating my Grapenuts, wondering...hhhmmmmmmmm... what is the most deserving of names for you? Of course I went through all your stereotypical blabber but none really fit.
All of a sudden, the maid appeared in front of my very eyes and said...evil bit*chie...I was like "wwhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?????" How did she just appear in front of my very eyes? I have no clue to this very day. I figured she would still be mowing someone's front yard. Those two words "evil bit*chie" rang through my head, and I thought...."that's just not right, you're more of a chuckler" Or are you???? You see, I feel the sarcasm dripping from your mouth everytime you speak. Is that just me being overly sensitive to the new day? Maybe, but then again, maybe not. None the less, I feel this strong urge to pull you in and say "Hey Chuckles, how's your day?"
Which leads me to this very topic, I believe it's a necessity to show everyone on this site that a new name has been born upon this earth for one, and only one person deserving....meet CHUCKLES!!!!!!!!!
For those who do not understand this, I implore you, no questions for they are useless in the world of names. Who you ask? It's my honor to keep that to those who know
Just me, your favorite neighborhood grocery man,