this one is called the perfect speach! what we really wnat george w. to say...."my fellow amercians, i have a number of important announcements to make today. effective immediately, i have ordered all amercian armed forces out of south korea and will cease all aid to south korea. the south koreans have made it lcear that they know better about their own security and will therefore be given the opportunity to take on that responsibility themselves. at the same time, i would like the north koreans to know that we have targeted all major north korean cities and military installations with submarine based nuclear missiles and any attempt by them to cross the demilitarized zone, or any attack of any kind on any nation, and i will order a full and complete launch of out missiles. in addition, if north korea ships any nuclear materials or weapons to any country, we will launch misslies against all their government and military installations. i leave it uo to the good judgemnt of the american people whether they want to continue buying unsafe made by people who hate us. i am also closing all us bases in germany and returning our troops home. i will leave it up to the good judgment of americans whether they want to continue to buy overpriced cars made by former nazis. &joking....i would also like to announce that, effective immediately, the united states is suspending membership in the united nations and will cease all payments to the organisation. they have proven to be silly and ineffective and a waste of your taxpayer dollars. the united states has invited the united kingdom, austrailia, and other willing european countries, and former members of the eastern block who are now free and fully appreciate the price of freedom, to join a new alliance-nato (not nato). the united states will continue it's membership in nato to the extent that it suits our national interests, but will no longer promise to uncondionally defend france and germany-and that includes from each other. with regard to belgium-who cares. with regard to the war on terrorism and the recent elevation of risk alert- i am notifying all nations who have supported, funded, and protected al qaida, that any mass casualty attack on the united states or US citizens abroad will result in a nuclear retaliatory attack on the capitals of those nations and any known al qaida camps in those nations. after 9/11,2001 i said that you are either with us or with the trerrorists. now is when all nations will get to chose for real. fully, completely, and honestly cooperate in shutting down al qaida right now, or suffer the same consquences that we will inflict on them. all american citizens are advised to leave these countries immediately. you know who they are. in closing, i would like to say to hillary and tom(daschle).....SHUT UP. god bless the united states of amercia."....george w. bush....this is a joke not to offend anyone or not to offend any country ok everyone thanks you for understanding nunny!!!