ok ladies and gentlemen this one is called priests on vacation in hawaii! 2 priests decided to go to hawaii on vacation. they determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.....NOTHING! as soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc. the next morning, they went to the beach, dressed in their tourist garb. they were sitting on the beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a "drop dead gorgeous" blonde in a tiny bikini came walking straight towards them. they couldn't help but stare. as the blonde passed them, she smiled and saidgood morning father"good morning father," nodding and addressing each of them individually, then passeed by. they were both stunned. how in the world did she know they were priest6s? the next day they went back to the store bought even more outrageous outfits. these were so loud, you could hear them before you even saw them. once again they settled on the beach in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine etc. after a while, the same gorgeous blonde wearing a string bikini taking her sweet tome came walking toward them. they were glad the were wearing sunglasses because their eyes were about to pop out of their heads. again she approacjhed them and greeted them individually. "good morning father," and started to walk away. one of the priests couldn't stand it and saidjust one minute young lady." "yes?" she replied. "we are priests, and proud of it, but i hve to know, how in the world did you know we are priests?" "father, it's me, sister leona marie!" lmaooooooooo!!!