Here's another one:Three men die and reach the gates of heaven at the same time.One is American,one is British and one is Canadian.When they get there,St.Peter is waiting for them at the gates.St.Peter says,"Each one of you has to show me an object and relate it's significance to the Christmas story, I don't care what it is, but if you have nothing you don't get into heaven!!!"
The three men looked at each other rather confused but decided to give it a try or it's gonna be the fires of hell.
The American guy steps up first.He pulls out his car keys shaking them and says,"Look St.Peter, it's the Christmas bells" St.Peter replies,"That's ok, you may pass into heaven!"
The British guy steps up next.He pulls out the keyless entry remote for his car clicking it on and off.He says to St.Peter,"Look St.Peter,see the little red light on top of my car remote as I click it on and off,it's the Christmas star" St.Peter says,"Well, thats pretty clever,for a moment I wasn't sure what you were up to but you may pass into heaven"
Canadian guy steps up last.He is a little worried and not sure of himself but gives it a go.He pulls out of his pocket a pair of panties and starts waving them around. St.Peter shouts,"What in the name of God does that have to do with the Christmas story!!??"
Canadian guy repliesThere Carol's"