Koh Somoi Thailand:
The British Incident:
Okay we have met tons of different nationalities here and every one has left a different impression on us. Firstly, Americans are not liked here and perhaps we can thank Bush for that. Nothing I can do about it except convince people we have good hearts and we don't start problems with anyone unless they rub us wrong.
Canadians are adored, seems every time Silvers Canadian flag is visible, locals warm up to us. I am beginning to just not mention the American part and let them assume we are both Canadian. I know that sucks saying that and I am proud to be an American, it's just simpler.
Germans are everywhere and we have learned that they are just not very nice. Not to offend anyone here, but these guys with thick throats named Gert never smile and are terrible to party with. I just don't understand it. Don't get me started on the sun loungers at the beach either. There might be 5 of them and they need 10 chairs. go figure.
The French, hmmmm, we noticed that every time there is something free, like food or drinks, the French seem to rush in and take more than they need leaving most others without. Even the Thais are suprised at this behavior. Maybe they need more in case they need to hold up a white flag sometime or a surrender is imminent. Sorry, couldn't resist, but cmon it's free and these people are poor giving it to you guys just to show their hospitality.
Lots of Russians too. very rude. Very stern, they like to tattoo their women we notice. We speak Russian so it's easy for us to communicate with them but again, none of them we want to party with, maybe an exceptions would be the two cute blonds from Perm who really liked us but their husbands were giving us dirty looks.
Now we come to the Brits. If you don't like david beckom or cheer for manchester United then you might as well be living on the moon as far as they are concerned. Nothing is done right unless it's done the British way. That includes pool and fish and chips, which the latter I'll agree they do have bragging rights to.
We were in a club last night playing pool with a few Brits. They were okay but one seemed to keep calling us yanks, and very annoyingly I might add. We were beginning to get very perturbed at his stance of North America but we didn't show our distaste of his political opinions just yet. We played it cool and baited him. He was going over board with his "Americans are too stupid and brought 911 on ourselves" shet. We needed to befriend him and of course we let him win every pool game and that just boosted his British ego ever more so. After half heartedly admitting that he was the best pool player we had ever seen, (hee hee) we decided to show our appreciation for his skills and offered to buy him a sexual favor from one of the bar girls. ( bar girls will do things for you in a room in the back if you want). While Silver kept him talking, I approached a known Lady boy, (Katoey) (transvestite) (You really have to look close to see the difference as they really do look like women on the outside).
I arranged for the lady boy to go in the back for some pleasure with the brit, as our treat to him. So to make a long story short, the lady boy blew the brit in the back room and both came out 10 minutes later smiling.
We were smiling too. Then we told him that it was a guy and his friends didn't let him live it down.
Best 20 bucks I ever spent.
Everything is a situation and we love it when a plan comes together.
He will think twice next time he plans on running Americans down.
revenge is best served, clandestinely.
We are as far as Siam.