Hi friends i´ve heard a great joke and must
tell u to sine a little laugh in you´re heart.
I try to translate :
There´s a farmer and he have a lot of pig´s.Only
female Pig´s no Male ones.He had no Money to buy a male
one.So he´s going to an animaldoctor and asked Him:
How i can see that my pig´s are pregnant.The doc said:
Oh it´s very easy if they dancing in the morning sun they
are pregnant and if they lyiing in the shadow (in the morning)
there are not.
So he came back at home and said to his self:I HAVE TO DO
WE HAVE NO MONEY AND THERE`S NO COMPROMISE.
In the evening he put all pig´s in his van and drived
to the near forest and fructify all pigs 1 time.
He came back at home ,go sleep and in the morning as he
waked up he asked his wife:Wife look out of the window
what the pig´s do.And his wife looked and said:They lying
in the shadow.
The farmer can´t believe that.He put the pig´s in his Van
again and fructify every pig 2 TIMES.As he wake up in the morning
he asked his wife again and she said:They lying in the shadow.
And the farmer looked and must cry.But in the evening he put
e v e r y p i g again in his Van and fructify e v e r y
p i g 5 TIMES,to go sure.At the end of his strongest
he go to bed.In the morning he asked:Wife,please look out of the
window and tell me what the pig´s do.And she looked and said
:Oh my god i can´t believe that,and the farmer asked:
Oh are they dancing in the morning sun????
No man ,she said,They sit in you´re van and push the
From me for u