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by **VirginKiller** » November 21st, 2003, 9:25 pm

Women top 5 lies:
5. I am a virgin.
4. It is so big.
3. I can't do that to my best friend.
2. I won't gain weight after marriage
1. I am coming! I am coming!!!

by **yayas** » November 21st, 2003, 11:14 pm

What about when you ask "what's that smell?"------IT WAS THE DOG.

by **NUNO FILIPE** » November 22nd, 2003, 1:47 am

and the boys 3 lies
i love you
i never going to cheat on you
and keep suckking i tell you before

by **Silver** » November 22nd, 2003, 2:12 am

1)" It's not burned," "Martha Stewart says to cook it this long."
2) "I'm going to the mall, but I don't plan on buying anything".
3) "I'm not at all jealous of your on line girlfriends".
4) "I don't need a diamond, I just want you"
5) "I'd rather watch Monster Garage instead of ER anyway"

by **taken_by_force** » November 22nd, 2003, 2:18 am

Originally posted by NUNO FILIPE
and the boys 3 lies
i love you
i never going to cheat on you
and keep suckking i tell you before

And don't forget:

"no, you don't look fat", and "of course you're the prettiest girl I know"

by **desertScorpion** » November 22nd, 2003, 5:02 am

MEN'S 1000 lie's of all time
1..You are the only one !
2 lets just be friends !
3 I love the family life !
4.I'll pay you back tomorrow!
5. Let's just talk OK !
5 I will meet you at the chat!
6 I am a millionar,am loaded !
7 no I never been married
8. I broke my leg !
9 you are so beautiful , n big bonned
10 the child is not mine!
11 I will make tons of money !
12 marriage is only a paper I love you !
13 I really like your pet !
14 I am the most honest financial advisor!
And there is more but aI cant post all that stuff ! Thanks virginkiller cool !

by **luky** » November 22nd, 2003, 8:23 am

VirginKiller:
Women top 5 lies:
5. I am a virgin.
4. It is so big.
3. I can't do that to my best friend.
2. I won't gain weight after marriage
1. I am coming! I am coming!!!

...and of course "that is the best with you!!!"

by **Adrian** » November 22nd, 2003, 1:48 pm

by **Julchinda** » November 23rd, 2003, 8:44 pm

The main men lie is "I LOVE YOU".

by **beowulf** » November 24th, 2003, 12:25 am

After being raised with three older brothers, I have two that they used all the time.
I'm sick and I can't possibly go out with you. Then a fake cough over the phone. That same night, they go out with a different girl who will put out.
Here's my favorite one that they used when I was a child.
Sure, we'll take our little sister out to go trick-or-treating. We love spending time with her.
Yeah right!
They would use me to get girls' phone numbers. However, I did get even with them for that one.

by **nikshark** » November 24th, 2003, 2:24 am

I find this topic really funny

by **havocec** » November 24th, 2003, 1:55 pm

And then there's the truthGet off me, I don't love you anymore!"

by **VirginKiller** » November 24th, 2003, 9:00 pm

poor havocec....facing problems??

by **havocec** » November 25th, 2003, 2:43 am

Smarty pants. My hubby is a graduate of the University of She Who Must be Obeyed. (I'm telling Mom you're reading this topic). MOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMJ
Originally posted by VirginKiller
poor havocec....facing problems??

by **Aslan** » November 25th, 2003, 1:48 pm

Hey Hav.....the little sh*t wrote the topic instead
of doing his homework.
KB/MJ

by **havocec** » November 25th, 2003, 4:10 pm

I know he doesn't get his bad habits from your side of the family! Originally posted by KB
Hey Hav.....the little sh*t wrote the topic instead
of doing his homework.
KB/MJ

by **VirginKiller** » November 25th, 2003, 4:50 pm

But I never knew who's my father...
and here's mom's top lie: I never knew a man it was the holy spirit

by **Aslan** » November 25th, 2003, 7:24 pm

And women don't lie, men just never
let us finsh our sentences:
I am a virgin...in my mind
It is so big...compared to my last boyfriend
I can't do that to my best friend....but what she
does not know will not kill her.
I won't gain weight after marriage....for at least
the first year.
I am coming I am coming.....but hey once again
you beat me to it so you win now roll over and
go to sleep.
Guys you just need to listen more closly to what we
are trying to say.......
KB/MJ

by **NUNO FILIPE** » November 25th, 2003, 8:28 pm

lololololololol

by **Sandra** » November 25th, 2003, 9:02 pm

Great said KB!!

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