[ScorpsDiva]

This was sent to me via email by a friend in Europe, i thought i would pass it along for everyone to enjoy!

In Honor of Stupid People

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

(Oh darn! That's the only time I have to work on my hair).


On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

(the shoplifter special)?


On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."

(and that would be how???....)


On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."

(but, it's "just" a suggestion).


On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."

(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!


On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."

(...and you thought????...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."

(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."

(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

(and.I'm taking this because???....)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."

(as opposed to...what)?


On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."

(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."

(talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."

(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."

(Oh my Gosh...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even chuckle)...in other words send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.

[rudiray]

On top of the Empire State building it say
" Do not lean over,you might fall" REALLY!!
At least in the 70`s thats what the sign said.....

[havocec]

My personal fave, The Darwin Awards.

[BarbG]

My personal favorite was on my daughter's baseball mitt:

"Do not microwave."

How else am I supposed to eat it!?

[ScorpsDiva]

Ohhhhh Myyyyyyy!!!!!!! Are you serious LMAO Now ya know...it must be there because someone tried that! Oh geezzzz LOL
Huggs

Sherry


&&My personal favorite was on my daughter's baseball mitt:
"Do not microwave."
How else am I supposed to eat it!?

[gohesse]

LOL it's all so funny.. I guess it's not only Americans then..
I have seen things like "free money!" ..and you have to pay like 29.99 to get it... or "how to have people keep sending you money for nothing. send 5.00 to learn how" ... (I bet this IS how)

[Stormchaser]

Funny stuff. Just shows how silly things have become. Here’s a few more I found on the old WWW

Life saving device- This is NOT a life saving device!!!

Vacuum cleaner- Do not use to pick up anything that is currently burning.

On a New Zealand insect spray - THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS

On another insect spray- "Kills all kinds of insects! Warning: This spray is harmful to bees."

On a Korean kitchen knife - WARNING KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN

Nabisco Easy Cheese- For best results, remove cap.

Hormel Pepperoni- Do not eat packet.

On a packet of juggling balls: "This product contains small granules under 3 millimeters. Not suitable for children under the age of 14 years in Europe or 8 years in the USA."

JLF products- Do not light with fire and use that fire to injure yourself or another or any personal or public property. Do not leave in the middle of the floor and trip or slip on to injure yourself or another. There is not enough room here to list all the possible "do nots".

Bowl Fresh- Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.

Toilet Plunger- Caution: Do not use near power lines.

Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter- Safe to use around pets.

Bayer Aspirin- Do not take if allergic to aspirin.

[Miss B]

LMAO!! Those are just too good. I agree those labels are there cos SOMEONE must have tried it at least once! Here's one or two

Seen on airplane door: Do not open while aircraft is in flight.

On a bottle of Mydol: Do not take, if you have urinary problems due to an enlarged prostate.

On condom wrapper;For external use only.(?!?) Do not use if broken.

[manalem]

its coool to look in archives u could find coool topics like this one it's soooo real and fuuny we r not tupid the producers o those stuff knw taht we r stupid cz we r buying those stuff so they should warn uss

[Scorpluvr]

Wow ScorpsDiva...I know this is an old topic...but thank you for posting this 2 years ago. It really made me laugh.

[JabsScorpAngel]

Those were great!LOL Thanks for sharing.

[fos daddy]

I wish this was listed
If you read the forum 1st .. You'd see that someone already posted the topic you wanna post

[YNWA]

Was this directed to me, daddy

[fos daddy]

Was this directed to me, daddy

Huh what why NO!



I wish this was listed
If you read the forum 1st .. You'd see that someone already posted the topic you wanna post


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[Leb Yellow Butterfly]

and why are we in the just for fun topic

[fos daddy]

and why are we in the just for fun topic

well .. Like Nuno plse read ... This has slogans and dumb instructions listed ..
I listed mine for ppl posting the same goddamn topic with in inches of the same topic

[YNWA]

Was this directed to me, daddy

Huh what why NO!

Ahh... I thought that it`s cause I`ve made "Girls just wanna have FUN" topic when there is alerady a "Just for Fun" topic.. Ok. I am now relaxed

[Leb Yellow Butterfly]

from Seinfeld:

GEORGE: What is Holland?
JERRY: What do you mean, 'what is it?' It's a country right next to Belgium.
GEORGE: No, that's the Netherlands.
JERRY: Holland is the Netherlands.
GEORGE: Then who are the Dutch?

[fos daddy]

Why do they tell you not to use elevators during a fire ,,, But the firefighters will use it during a fire