Obama Wins!

[fos daddy]

Obama will make his first State Of The Union Address soon ...
But just for him they will rename it .. State Of Confusion Address

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Obama will make his first State Of The Union Address soon ...
But just for him they will rename it .. State Of Confusion Address

Will he be addressing all 57 states???

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Al Gore, Bill Clinton, and Barack Obama go to heaven.

God addresses Al first. ''Al, what do you believe in?''
Al replies: "Well, I believe that I won that election, but it was your will that I did not serve. And I've come to understand that now.''
God thinks for a second and says, "Very good. Come and sit at my left.''

God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?''
Bill replies: "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me.''
God thinks for a second and says, "You are forgiven. Come and sit at my right hand".

Then God addresses Barrack. "Barack, what do you believe in?''
Barack immediately replies, "I believe you're in my chair."

[Teslarocker]

I am just ecstatic that pro-freedom Obama won the election and not pro-censorship McCain

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I am just ecstatic that pro-freedom Obama won the election and not pro-censorship McCain

Funny you should say that with all the censoring that Obama is doing!!!!
Stop drinking the kool-aid and wake up!

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Well done Obama!!!!
I just simply admire him and I do believe that he'll be able to help the USA out of the economic downfall
Go ahead Mr.O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I decided to take a new look at this topic.

Funny thing is unemployment is much higher after 2.5 yrs of his regime.

[fos daddy]

GUN SHOT SURVIVOR

How's this for a gunshot survivor...

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.

Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car.

He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.

The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.

A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.

Linda is a blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could be just a coincidence.

[fos daddy]

Pinocchio , Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one Day.
As they walk, they come across a sign:

"Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world."

"I am entering!" said Snow White.
After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?"
" First Place !," said Snow White.
They continue walking and they see a sign:

"Contest for the strongest man in the world."
"I'm entering," says Superman.
After half an hour, he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?"
" First Place ," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"

They continue walking when they see a sign:

"Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?"

Pinocchio enters. After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes.
"What happened?" they asked.

"Who the hell is Obama?" asked Pinocchio.

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I'm just curious!!! I didn't vote for Odumma last time, and obviously when I voted last Saturday, I did not vote for him this time. How many people changed their minds?

I supported Romney due to his business experience and the fact that when he took over the Salt Lake City Olympics, they were corrupt and in the red. He led them to a successful Olympics and they finished in the black. I support Paul Ryan due to his budget expertise.