They may be acceptable in a company of men only. Though I doubt that they would be accepted by all men.
1) Not only
2) Except those who are bummed out
fos daddy wrote: LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN
The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm,
and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.'
The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
'fascinate, not fascinating'.
Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see RockCity and
I was 'fascinated.' The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I
wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated
because she had
been burned by Little Johnny before.
She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word
'fascinate', so she called on him.
Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits
are so big she can only fasten eight.'
The teacher sat down and cried.
Hans wrote:after a plane crash a rocker lands on an lonely island. After ten years he stands on the shore and sees how something approaches the island. It's too small for being a boat and then it turns out that it is a very sexy female diver. She asks him: When was the last time you had a smoke? And he replied "Ten years ago when I came to this island" she opened her wetsuit and takes out a package of cigarettes. The rocker takes one and is happy. Then she asks "when did you have your last drink?" ... he "ten years ago when I landed here" she opened her wetsuit a little more and gives him a bottle of whiskey. The rocker takes a mouthful and is even more happy. Then she opened her wetsuit a little more, you could see her voluminous and well formed breast and asks "and when was the last time you had real fun? The Rocker "Is it possible? Do you have a Harley Davidson with you?"
fos daddy wrote:
I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and told my friend .....
"That's us in 10 years".
He said "That's a mirror, ***!
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