That was pretty funny. It's sad, though, that stores hire people that don't even know the merchandise that well. One time I was in a store, and I asked to be plugged in, and the guy asked if I wanted a clean or distorted tone. I said distorted, and then he plugged me into an amp without a gain knob. I saidThis one doesn't have distortion." He saidJust turn up the volume knob, that's the distortion." I was thinking, this isn't going to work, but I turned it up, and it inevitabley didn't get very distorted. Finally he got the idea to plug me into an amp with a distortion knob.